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pants never get dirty so you can wear the same pair for as long as you like
— confucius (via edwad)
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replace “why is my cat peeing on the ____ again?” with “why is my cat humping my leg again?”

replace “why is my cat peeing on the ____ again?” with “why is my cat humping my leg again?”

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

suninretreat:

rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

BARROWMAN

WHAT UP DOE JACK HARKNESS AKA CAPTAIN JACK AKA THE FACE OF MOTHA LICKIN BOE

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I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig-ah.
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything, if you do you’ll start missing everybody.
— J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via gloriafeatherbottom)
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lacigreen:

dead.

lacigreen:

dead.

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lacigreen:

the-fr3ak-show:

this is just weird.

in which a sea horse pukes babies out of its stomach

lacigreen:

the-fr3ak-show:

this is just weird.

in which a sea horse pukes babies out of its stomach

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